Fightclub 100g Bar

This is not your ordinary soap. This is a product of pain and sacrifice, a symbol of rebellion and transformation. This is soap made from human fat (Not actually), stolen from liposuction clinics and rendered into a smooth and luxurious bar. It’s really made of a blend of tallow, lard, olive oil, ethically sourced palm oil, coconut oil and three food-grade butters: Grapessed, Cocoa and Shae. The three butters are in the highest concentration possible while still maintaining physical properties of soap - I actually added the coconut and olive oils to my blend to make the bars harder and last longer, not to inflate the mass with low-cost constituents. This is soap that can cleanse your skin and your soul, or blow up your world. This is soap that smells like blood and roses, like violence and beauty - all scents and colorants are natural oils or clays found on the Earth. This is soap that can make you feel alive, or make you wish you were dead. This is Fight Club soap, and you are not supposed to talk about it. Unless you ask me questions about it, I’ll tell you anything you want to know.
Here at McScrubbins Inc. we strive to provide the highest quality body cleanser available on the market. If you have chemistry questions about my soap or seriously anything chemistry related I’d love to strike conversation with you. I’m not a chemist by profession but I certainly love chemistry as an art form and understanding of our surroundings and the world in which we find ourselves.
My motivation for creating high quality body care products is personal and far reaching. If you want to know why I do what I do I can answer it by saying I want to provide a meaningful product to those who seek and value it.

My scents will vary but the quality, hypoallergenic qualification and overall recipe of my body wash that has been honed over the last ten years to perfection leads me to predict very little change in it’s makeup for the remainder of Mscrubbins Inc, which I hope will be for the rest of my living life. Happy Scrubbing and Shhhh don’t tell Sony Pictures. My soap has shown extremely positive results for individuals suffering from Psoriasis and other scalp conditions.