What we’re ALL about!

This is not your ordinary soap. Seriously. This is a product of pain and sacrifice, a symbol of rebellion and transformation. This is soap made from human fat (Not actually), stolen from liposuction clinics and rendered into a smooth and luxurious bar. It’s really a perfected process that took over ten years; made of a blend of tallow, lard, olive oil, ethically sourced palm oil, coconut oil and three food-grade butters: Grapessed, Cocoa and Shea. The three butters are in the highest concentration possible while still maintaining the physical properties of soap - the coconut and olive oils are added to make the bars harder and last longer, not to inflate the bars with low-cost constituents like charcoal, oats, sawdust and what ever else one might acquire for free and think people would want to rub on their bodies for great profit.
McScrubbins is soap that can cleanse your skin and your soul, or blow up your world. This is soap that smells like blood and roses, like violence and beauty - all scents and colorants are natural oils or clays found on the Earth. This is soap that can make you feel alive, or make you wish you were dead. This is Fight Club soap, and you are not supposed to talk about it. Unless you ask me questions about it, in which case I’ll tell you anything you want to know about it.
Here at McScrubbins Inc. we strive to provide the highest quality body cleanser available on the market for a fair price. If you have chemistry questions about my soap, or anything chemistry related, I’d love to strike up conversation with you. I’m not a chemist by profession but I certainly love chemistry as an art form and as understanding of our surroundings in which we find ourselves.
My motivation for creating high quality body care products is personal and far reaching. If you want to know why I do what I do I can answer it by saying I want to provide a meaningful and unique product to those who seek and value it.

My scents will vary over time but the quality, hypoallergenic qualification and overall recipe of my body wash, that has been honed over the last ten years to perfection, leads me to predict very little change in it’s make-up for the remainder of Mscrubbins Inc; which I hope to be for the rest of my life. Happy Scrubbing and Shhhh! don’t tell Sony Pictures! My soap has shown extremely positive results for individuals suffering from Psoriasis and other scalp conditions as well as allergy and skin sensitivity. I can make almost anything by request. I can make liquid body wash in the same recipe but I prefer to make solid bars as the liquid soap is very wasteful to use and difficult to use practically.

Please contact us if you have any requests!

Thanks for reading,
Ed McClung
Head Soaper @ McScrubbins Inc.